riddles and jokes.


1. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?



2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. I am in a river, but not a lake. I am in a computer, but not a T.V. I am in rain, but not snow. What am I?

4.I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I?
5.Im as small as an ant, as big as a whale.I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like agale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music though I can't hear. Of names I have many of, names I have one. Im as slow as a snail, Im as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

6.I never was, am always to be, No one ever saw me, nor ever will, And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and to breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?

7.This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you
can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain
that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is
wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about
it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a
bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!